This is the Peter Kay’s Phoenix Nights interactive Flash soundboard!

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Stranrar 1 Stranrar 2 Stranrar 3 Stranrar 4 I ordered the Matrix, I didn’t order Das Boot Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans What the hell is going on Would you turn your mobile off Who is this Where This is Sargeant Patterson Theme Music You go, I’m not going up there You’re killing me The Phoenix is Rising Would you suck a ten year old banana Are my eyes deceiving me or have you got two of my singers singing acapulco? Car alarm Ooo me angina Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now Evening girls, want to take a look into my crystal balls That’s fantastic that, special that isn’t it Fart The flavoured condom machine is restocked and ready for action Get back you bastard, I’ll break your legs God loves you Brian. Does he… funny way of showing it Good night Hello Hoho Hear you, I can see you you dick I don’t take none of that shit love, and neither will you if you know what’s good for you In Scotland, today Interfering with dogs Leave it That’s not the kind of diving I’ll be doing Let us out we’re burning And neither do I Oh Is it me, or do all pensioners stink of Time to begin I’m coming in, Shabba Shut up you girl Lonely this christmas Smoke kills in seconds, fire kills in minutes Sod off Stick it in front room, impress your friends Come on, stop crapping and get cracking You’re listening to Chorley FM, coming in your ears

Brian Potter was a glorious sitcom character – stingy, mean-spirited, calculating, excitable, embittered – yet while the lowbrow, downbeat air of northern clubland was palpable, Phoenix Nights was an affectionate rather than patronising take on the subject. The performances were perfectly pitched and the many guest appearances from clubland personalities (either as themselves or in character parts) were excellently judged. Inspired lines and comedy moments abounded from first scene to last. The sum total was another comedy extravaganza for the richly talented Peter Kay, whose stock rose steadily as a result – by the second series both he and Phoenix Nights had become the comedy talk of the town.

This is the The hillarious Borat MP3 soundboard!

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Borat music Chencooyi I have come here to greatest university in world Issac Newton William Shakespeare Kenny Dalgleish Yakshemaz I have seen woman Why are they here? Yes We say in Kazastan that Aeui What do you put on the horse? Yes Laughter Yes You find me woman with brain People call me Steve And best thing of all Government pay for this I had more fun Chenkooyi Can I work in a room with a light? I once catch herpes from my sister I have also had other disease in this area Do ladies work here? Do think woman should be educate? High five! I am a very strong physique I can hold a very large woman down for up to three hours Ladies very much like Borat I have had ghonnorea many times My wife she dead How can you tell if someone is polite when you first meet them Say goodbye! Sexy time Very nice to meet you What? Why not? It is nice! Nice No Wah wah wee wah! Yes You are my best friend

Hello English friend. What what what! My name is Borat. Like English Barry, but people call me Steve. A year ago I come to England and make many reportings. In this program you can watch them and also see more about my life in Kazakhstan. I hope you will like. It is nice. I like.

This is the Little Britain interactive soundboard

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Britain Britain Britain Vicky Pollard stay behind No becuase what happened was Was going round Carls but this whole thing happened… No because this whole thing happened that I don’t even know nothing about Shut up! Shut up No but yeah but no but yeah but no Yeah but Louise Faran emptied a whole bottle of fanta Don’t go giving me evils This fellow, who calls himself Emily Howard, likes to dress up as a lady Tipping it down out there I’m a lady you see… pay me no heed I’ll have a lady’s drink I’d like to buy the lady a drink If that’s ok I said I’d like to buy you a drink A drinky poopoo, yes I’ll have a slim line tonic water please I like to do lady’s things I like you She’s gorgeous Yeah I know That one That one Yeah I know That One That One I don’t like it Read on boy Phillips, Nash … Go on read Yes all of you Scotch accents Hello Love Music Gary never told me he had such a beautiful grandmother Day Centre Murray Mints You smell nice, what is it What do you reckon nan, you up for it Maureen Can you take me to the toilet Julie be a good girl and take your nan to the toilet I’ll do it Its a straight play, no music Yes or no Yeah that’s why he likes them Enjoying your stay? Maybe I did and maybe I didn’t Magic Flute Yes Flute They call it the tomato Oh I just dream of the day… You’re the only gay Now you’re not… now there’s two of us No you are not a gay, I am gay No but yeah

In the town of Darkly Noone resides Vicky Pollard, an incomprehensible girl and the nemesis of many a teacher and social worker. Often heard rambling about “this fing wot you know nuffin about”, she stubs out her fags, orders snakebite and pretty much denies ever doing anything wrong. A strange British breed indeed.