This is the George W Bush soundboard, perfect for crank calls!

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I’m absolutely adamantly opposed to that Do it, and do it well And that’s the truth But why Damn the consequences Don’t mess with Texas Don’t touch it Touch it And email your old dad once in a while will ya? Er Everybody loves you and so do I George W Get me the pen Drugs and alcohol Good morning Good night Good riddance Hear me loud and clear I find it very interesting that when the heat got on, you dug yourself a hole How are you I don’t you to let me down again I um I gave her a white hair I guess my answer to that is…. I hope you’re proud I’m from Texas In other words In return for money In the Whitehouse I see it all the time I talked to my dad It didn’t happen I think its perfectly reasonable Its fuzzy math Its not Just don’t do it again Let me say something Lets come together Not only once, but twice Pardon me Party tonight Make you tell your brother Stewart I talked to Condi and asked her to call Andi I talked to Vice President Chaney Thank you and good evening That is your right That needs to be fixed That’s a fact, that’s a fact That’s a very interesting question The only possible explanation I want you to be on my team Vladimir Putin Why thank ya With nuclear arms and a full arsenal of chemical biological weapons You’ve got the documents Dad Abu Saeif Harvey Pitt

George Walker Bush (born July 6, 1946) is the current President of the United States and former Governor of the State of Texas. A member of the Republican Party, before entering politics he was a businessman in the oil industry and in professional sports, serving as managing general partner of the Texas Rangers baseball team. Bush was elected 46th Governor of Texas in 1994 and served two terms, moving on to win the nomination of the Republican Party in the 2000 presidential election, and defeating Vice President Al Gore of the Democratic Party in a particularly close and controversial general election. In 2001, Bush became the fourth president in U.S. history to take office after losing the popular vote. In 2004, Bush was elected to a second term, defeating Democratic Senator John Kerry of Massachusetts. Bush is a member of a prominent political family; his father, George H. W. Bush, served as U.S. President for four years and as Vice President for eight, his brother Jeb Bush is the current Governor of Florida, and his grandfather, Prescott Bush, was a United States Senator.