This is the The Simpsons soundboard! Make funny crank calls and hear your favourite quotes from the show. Free music downloads.

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Woohoo! Haha, some idiot actually called in Hi diddly doo Hello, what’s your name? Hi, I’m Troy McLeur Aaaah! Hehehehehe hehehee hehehehe hahaha I can’t, I got to take my wife to the ballet I’m really really really sorry Can I throw in your bathroom Ahh I’m stuck, help me! Ahhahahoooo Dispatch, this is Chief Wigan, back in pursuit of the rebelling women Uh oh I’m er on a road, looks to be asphalt, oh jeez, trees, shrubs, I’m directly under the earth’s sun, now Hello, yello, hellodililyoadily There are ghost cars all over these highways you know Don’t worry Hold me… only if you hold me How can you desert your children? I don’t know I know you didn’t believe me about the vending machines, that’s why I had the firemen write me a note I’m afraid sorry doesn’t cut it with this pope I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn’t help overhearing that you need a babysitter My fee is $175 an hour Nope Mmm invisible cola Marjorie please, I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew Marge Simpson Bang bang bang Oh, I don’t know Oh that would be delightful Quiet, boy Aaaaaaahahahaahahh Music Stupid tv, be more funny That’s it, I’m calling my buddies Time to stick it to the man This may be hard to believe, but I’m trapped inside two vending machines When will you be home? Well, bye We don’t a babysitter What the hell, oh we got a call At the risk of editorialising, these women are guilty, and must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion Wait a minute, who is this? Where are you going Where are you going (2) You might remember from such telethons as Out with Doubt 98 At least I’m out there trying new things Dah doh dohd idd id id di did If it were up to you all we would ever do is work and go to church Its all yours It sure does That’s what I’ve been saying, we’re all fine the way we are Trababoline, trapaboline What’s the deal